Bah Humbug Exercise: A Poem That Could Have Been Written by Rush Limbaugh
by Elaine Magliaro
Don’t walk. Don’t run. Don’t exercise.
‘Tis better to have flabby thighs.
Indulge your mammoth appetite.
Take pride in mounds of cellulite.
I love my flabby rotund belly
That shakes just like a bowl of jelly.
Give me pork rinds. Give me meat
Ribbed with fat. That’s what I eat!
Give me French fries, donuts, bacon.
Obama, quit your bellyachin’
About us folks that you call “Fatty.”
Go stuff your face with a ten-pound patty!!!
Addendum: Rush has been slimming down in recent months. Maybe he does believe that being overweight isn’t good for one’s health. Check out this brief article: Rush Limbaugh's Weight Loss - Quick and Confusing (From That’s Fit, July 31, 2009).