Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Political Pop Singers: Four Couplets

Liz Cheney & Pa
The spawn of Lady Macbeth and her snarly fella
Singing torture songs a cappella

Glenn Beck & Michele Bachmann
Crazy Glenn harmonizes with a bug-eyed chanteuse—
A duo of right wing musical abuse

Shrillo Billo
Listen to his vocal crescendo
And not-so-subtle innuendo

Charles Grassley
“I want choices!” Listen to him croon.
Health care options are a different tune!


  1. Brilliant, Elaine! What fun. I'm going to be trying to come up with one (Does "bimbo" rhyme with "Limbaugh"...no... try harder, Julie..How about "Buzz saw"? Or "Geegaw"??) for the rest of the day.

  2. Julie,

    If you come up with any couplets and you'd like me to post them here, I'd be more than happy to.

  3. Sean Hannity
    Spewing his insanity

  4. Timeteo,

    Funny how that "i" word rhymes with Hannity--like it was made to order for Sean.