All Bow Down Now: A Limbaughrhyme

Here's a poem inspired by Rush Limbaugh's performance at CPAC last week. It's my very first Limbaughrhyme!

(Someone should tell Rush that fat white men shouldn't jump. I heard he really rocked the seismometers!)



All Bow Down Now

Higgeldy Piggeldy Limbaugh the swine
Thought he was Tarzan, swung from a vine.
With his pink fleshy fists, porky and plump,
On his flabulous chest, he started to thump.

Rushy then stood like god Thor at the podium.
He railed at Obama in a speech filled with odium.
He thundered. He ranted. He jumped up and down.
Now he struts like a king with the GOP crown!